Falling Off Roof Jokes

A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

Falling off roof jokes. A man was driving on the highway when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck front of him. I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.

Jumping off the roof there was an irishman a new zealand man and an american man standing on the roof of a building with an awning below them. Seconds later a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. Went to a party with a construction team the other week. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.

Performance is going through the roof. Prophets are going through the roof. Best latest write joke. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof with a pitchfork. Now you try he said to the irishman. As the officer was writing the ticket the driver noticed that the box he d avoided had been full of nails and tacks. They really raised the roof.